Jon Gosselin offered money from Playgirl - Jon Gosselin in Playgirl. Because every woman needs to look at one of the biggest tools alive to feel better about their own boyfriends. It looks like Jon Gosselin’s peen doesn’t have six-figure selling power.

 

Playgirl has offered to pay Jon Gosselin by the inch. So, I'm assuming that means he'd be giving THEM money. The cash-strapped former star of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 has been offered a lowly $20,000 to take his cloths of in an upcoming issue of Playgirl.

“We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000,” Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio told Life & Style this week.

That’s less than impressive, especially when we consider that the soft porn mag reportedly offered F-Listed celebrity baby daddies Levi Johnston and Scott Disick $100,000 to pose in nude pictorials.

Although Playgirl reps declined to explain how they settled on the figure, rumors about John Gosselin’s petite manhood are likely to blame for the low offer. Last month, his former mistress Hailey Glassman publicly cracked jokes about the Octodad’s sexual prowess (or lack thereof) and quipped that he has the penis of a pre-pubescent boy.